The most common New year resolution ?

Oh my God its already a new year,what the hell happened to me ? i cant believe last year just passed like that damn! i hear minds including mine mussing at the background amidst the euphoria of making it into the year. Some things were not fully accomplished or not satisfactorily done and this leaves a feeling you hate to repeat itself. And then with the stamping of feet and banging of the table you say...this time around I'm not doing that again.

Its really interesting to hear everyone lament their new year resolutions . The heart broken vows not to fall in love again while the red light district mistress vows no man will ever see her pants anymore (were there any in the first place?). Some say henceforth, there's no mercy while others proclaim victory over a war yet to be conquered.

What's the  most common New Year Resolution you heard people make and break?
The most flawed resolutions is the ability to quit certain habits because they were probably developed over a long period of time and it takes both a strong will power and discipline to overcome them. A typical example is smoking. Every smoker i know wants to quit. Two friends once agreed to quit on the last day of the year and they prayed about it in the on that eve no matter what but after the euphoria that followed making it into the new year with the fireworks and merriment all over the town. Well the first guy was like;

 "Meeeeeeeeeeeen Guy Happy New Year ooo, we gast ginger to celebrate am,abi wetin you feel ?

Second Guy :
 (Rubbing the back of his head with his fingers twitching) Yes ooooo, Ol boy wetin be time now sef? day never break abi? and then like a properly rehearsed chorus ,"flick flick" there goes the sound of the lighter, you know the rest.

Now below is a list of some common resolutions i've been hearing  
THIS YEAR.... I MUST
1. Quit Smoking weed /cigarettes

2. Loose weight

3.Get Married

3.Quit having relationships

4. No new Friends

5.Get a Job

6. Not owe any "gbese"

7.Mind my Business

8.Never takes my pants down for any maga

9. Move closer to God

10.Move closer to whatever brings Money

11.Become a brand ambassador for Glo

12.Must move to lekki
13 Must stop popping Roche and codeine ....



And so on...
what's the most common resolution you hear people make and usually break sometimes even before the second day of the month? leggo!!!